How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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