ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
The cops high fived after they tackled you
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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