I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
The chlamydia really affected his face.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Randomize
