You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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