I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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