Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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