wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The power of my boobs compel you
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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