Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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