I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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