Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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