So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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