How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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