You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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