He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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