Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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