You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
