Your tits are I can't wait for
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I just found a bag of teeth...
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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