Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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