Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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