So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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