"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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