Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude i'm inner monologue high
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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