Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
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I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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