I must be too annoying 4 u.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Help. Why am I so naked?
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