Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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