ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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