All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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