Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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