oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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