Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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