The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
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There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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