Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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