i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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