what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
When did angry sex become our thing?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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