Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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