it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
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