I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Sponge bath it is.
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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