and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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