Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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