Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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