It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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