what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
