i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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