I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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