that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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