Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I think my moral compass just broke
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