It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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