Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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