If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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