i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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