i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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