it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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