Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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