i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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