I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I smell like Dick and happiness
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