p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
where am i from again
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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